I contributed nearly $100 to your Banana Daifuku fund.
Because I want you to be happy.
And I am glad that you are indeed.
Somehow I am relieved that you didn't notice anything fishy with the number of $10 notes inside the box (there was going to be a $50 note at first but luckily I swopped it out on time).
So that you weren't feel upset or bad knowing you are using my money.
Consider this my early Valentine's Day gift to you, maybe including belated Christmas present as well. And hopefully you still think the money came from a rather generous group of seniors.
And if the situation arises, I will just act as though I couldn't be bothered.
I will help you out secretly. Because I really love you.
And I accept my fate, of being stuck on the other end.